Bar Menu

Beers, Seltzers & Ciders

THE BASIC TALLBOYS

$6Miller Lite, Miller High Life
PBR, Pabst Light

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LIL FUNKY

Off Color Apex Predator Saison $8

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EASY DRINKIN'

Blue Moon Belgian Wheat (16oz) $7Begyle Blonde Ale $6Corona Lager (16oz) $7Old Irving Oktoberfest (16oz) $8

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CIDERS/SELTZERS

Northman Apple Cider $6Lucky One Blueberry Lemonade (vodka based, non-carbonated) $6High Noon Grapefruit Seltzer $7High Noon - Black Cherry SElzer $7

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PALE ALES/IPAs

Half Acre Daisy Cutter (16oz) $8Maplewood Son of Juice Hazy IPA (16oz) $8Revolution Anti Hero IPA $7

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Non-Alcoholic Beers & THC-Selters

Athletic Brewing - N/A Golden Ale $6Athletic Brewing - N/A I.P.A. $6Maplewood Citrus Haze (5mg THC + 5mg CBD) $8.50Cheech & Chong's Raspberry Highball (5mg THC) $8

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Marytinis

CARRIE BRADSHAW

$13.50A classic Cosmo-Girl... Citrus vodka, triple sec, cranberry, lime

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SABRINA CARPENTER

$13.50That's that me, Espresso!
Espresso vodka, coffee liqueur & cold brew concentrate

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THE MR. BIG

$13.50A classic Manhattan with bourbon, sweet vermouth and a dash of bitters.

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ELLA'S JAZZBERRY

$13.50Raspberry vodka, blue curacao, pineapple juice, lime

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LEMON MIC-DROP

$13.50Citrus vodka, limoncello, splash of sour, sugar rim

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APPLE BROWN BETTY

$13.50Vanilla vodka, sour apple schnapps, splash of butterscotch and sour

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STORMY DANIELS

$13.50aka: the Pornstar Martini... Vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree & sparkling wine.

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Special-Tease Cocktails

Mary's favorite pint-size cocktails, big & strong

Featured

Mary's 'DIVA HEEL' Glass

$28.50"Mary size" any Special-Tease cocktail above in our 20oz "Diva Heel" souvenir glass!..

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APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

$11.50Proper Twelve Apple whiskey, sour apple schnapps and ginger ale

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MARY'S FRUIT PUNCH

$11.50Three Olives Cherry vodka, triple sec, cranberry, lemonade

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PRETTY IN PINK

$11.50Three Olives Raspberry vodka, raspberry liqueur, lemonade

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LA ISLA BONITA

$11.50Don Q coconut rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice & Sprite

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MARGARITA MARY

$11.50Cuervo Traditional tequila: Regular, Peach or Raspberry

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Ginger Mules

The ZELENSKY

$11.50classic mule with Three Olives vodka, ginger beer, lime

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MOTHER OF DRAGONS

$11.50Fireball cinnamon whiskey, ginger beer

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MULESKINNER

$11.50Evan Williams whiskey, ginger beer

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LIZ TAYLOR

$11.50New Amsterdam gin, lavender syrup, orange bitters, ginger beer

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Bloody Mary's

We start with Mary's killer housemade Bloody Mary mix... perfectly spiced with a healthy kick.

OG BLOODY MARY

$11made with Three Olives vodka and Mary's kick-ass Bloody Mary Mix.

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SPICY BLOODY

$11house-infused pepper-lime vodka

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BLOODY MARIA

$11made with Cuervo tequila

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Wines

CHARDONNAY, PINOT GRIGIO, ROSÉ or CABERNET SAUGIGNON,

Glass $7Bottle $28

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APEROL SPRITZ

$11.50Aperol, bubbly, soda, bitters

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Non-Alcoholic Mocktails

Join the Party, without the booze!

BLUE DIAMONDS

$5blueberry puree, lavender syrup, ginger ale

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Orange You Glad

$5Blood Orange syrup, peach nectar and ginger ale with a dash of orange bitters

TEMPERED PASSION 'RITA

$5passion fruit juice, lemon, Tajin rim and lime

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Cherry Pop!

$5muddled cherries, limes, Sprite, cherry juice

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Winter Warmers

Baby, It's Cold Outside...
Warm up with one of our hot bevvies!

Snog in a Bog

$8.50Hot chocolate gets a kick in the arse with Irish whiskey and Irish cream

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Toasted Almond

$8.50Fresh brewed coffee with amaretto, coffee liqueur and cream

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Peppermint Patty

$8.50Peppermint schnapps and hot chocolate... with whipped cream!

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Hot Apple Toddy

$8.50Hot apple cider with a shot of brandy, bourbon or Fireball cinnamon whiskey

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